Absolute Press

“…a bold claim was made: immigrants are eating pets.”

“We were one and the same, despite our differences.”

“A civil war is indeed being fought within the United States at this very moment…”

thanks to the two-party system, these are our choices

“Jake, do you think we’re ever going to be successful?”

“Well, that depends on what you consider success. If you enjoy dead-end jobs with no benefits, then we’re already living the dream.”

If a man sees a rock, he cannot help himself but climb it.

I raised my sail and let the wind carry me off into the sandy American ocean towards the sunshine beckoning me from the East as the rain began to patter behind me and wash away the world I knew.

There’s no shortage of people to fill seats, a single trip costs $1.75, and there’s plenty of routes that cover most of the metro, so why do so many remain empty?