Absolute Press

“Those twenty or so minutes are the reason I came out. I wouldn’t have been here if not for that.”

“That chapter has ended and from this moment on a new one will begin.“

“What were we? Are we open? Closed? Confused? It wouldn’t matter if I never got that text.”

“…a bold claim was made: immigrants are eating pets.”

“We were one and the same, despite our differences.”

“A civil war is indeed being fought within the United States at this very moment…”

thanks to the two-party system, these are our choices

“Jake, do you think we’re ever going to be successful?”

“Well, that depends on what you consider success. If you enjoy dead-end jobs with no benefits, then we’re already living the dream.”